Complete and Utter Nonsense (jesskd26) wrote,
Complete and Utter Nonsense

Things that made me giggle in the past two weeks

Ewwww. Jessica, this peanut butter has peanuts in it. --Six year old girl

Why are you always mean to me? Why can't you just respect me for who I am?--Six year old boy to eight year old boy after two days of fighting

While watching a show on HGTV that randomly speeds decorating procedures up and/edits:
Six year old girl: Jessica, is this real?
Me: Yes.
Six year old girl: Then how can they go so fast?

After hearing that I received a ticket the other day, the kids freaked out and thought I was going to jail. I told them that the only way I would go to jail is if I didn't pay the ticket. While I was fixing their lunch today, this conversation took place:

Eight year old boy: (said something violent that I can't remember)
Six year old boy: If you did that, you would kill me and then you would go to jail.
Eight year old boy: No, I would just pay the ticket.

At the pool today, the eight year old boy was asking questions about how someone can drown. I explained that if water gets in the lungs then that's how someone drowns. He said, "I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just hold their breath?"
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