I have decided to get a job, Internet. Why? A few reasons. I want to talk to people that aren't under the age of six. I want to financially contribute to the household. We want to actually own our own home someday and not rent and in order to do that we have to pay a couple of things off of our credit and save that down payment. So I am getting a job. In order for a job to work though, it would have to pay enough to warrant the outlandish prices of gas and childcare. So I am being picky because I can afford to be. It's not like I have to get a job. I want to get a job. So might as well get one I like and pays reasonably. I have a couple of "irons in the fire" so to speak and plan to be a productive member of society by the end of the year.
Speaking of irons in the fire, that's a stupid saying. Who actually says that? I mean, besides me above?
What else, what else?
I am going to have to buy a new vacuum cleaner. Mine spits more out than it sucks in (Yes, that is what she said.) My carpet looks like I live in a crackhouse....or maybe with just a toddler, school aged child and a overgrown kid. Perhaps I will get one on Saturday.
My mother got the lap band surgery and didn't feel the need to tell me or my sister. We found out after the fact. She is a weird woman.
We have been watching past seasons of The Wire (HBO) and I have realized that I am just not hip anymore and/or down with the slang. There was a character that kept saying that he spent 8 months "courtside" and I thought that had to be the longest basketball season ever. I mean, I'm not a sports fan or anything but it seemed excessive. And then I realized that he was talking about being in jail. I felt dumb. I don't feel any better telling you that story either, Internet.
Anywho, everything here is dandy. I have the best son, daughter and old man ever. You are jealous but you will get over it soon enough.
Until we meet again, dear Internet. Until we meet again.